It is with a mix of laughter and genuine “tummy-felt” sorrow that we say goodbye to a true Slimming World icon… SCANBRAN 😱🥀 Yes, the rumours are true — the company that produced our beloved (and somewhat feared) fibre brick has ceased trading, and Scanbran is no more.

Let us take a moment to remember…

The crunch. The chew. The unmistakable texture that reminded us of cardboard 📦 — but really committed cardboard. The type of cardboard you could build a conservatory with.

For some members of Adrian’s Slimming World, Scanbran wasn’t just a snack — it was a lifestyle choice. A rite of passage. A dental workout. 🦷💪 From breakfast bakes to Scanbran cakes (which should’ve come with a chainsaw), you brave lot got very adventurous.

Let’s be honest, most people tried it once, then swiftly offered the rest of the pack to an unsuspecting new member like it was a gift. 🎁😆 But for others, Scanbran was the holy grail of fibre.

A hunger buster. A digestive motivator.

A… bathroom accelerator. 🚽💨

Some say you never really knew Slimming World until you’d eaten 5 Scanbran in one sitting and spent the next 4 hours questioning your life choices — or marvelling at your bloat-free tummy! 😄💃

We joked. We moaned. We chewed for what felt like hours… but deep down, Scanbran had our backs (and bowels).

So to our fallen fibre hero:

Thank you for the fill-ups, the laughs, the recipes that tasted better than expected (and the ones that didn’t).

You will be missed by a select few… and tolerated by even fewer. 😂🙏

🍞💔

Rest in Pieces, Scanbran

Gone but never forgotten. Mostly because we’re still digesting the last one we ate.